Welcome to WikiHowNot, the first site ever entirely dedicated to teaching you how not to do things. Forget those people over at WikiHow; from now on, this is your home for bad absolutely amazing advice on everything that... well, you write. Oh yes. This website is a wiki, which was very hard to write, so you can write content for this site yourself (you should, because a wiki without any authors is a rather lonely place... Kind of like a weight watchers' convention after the pizza is gone.)
Being a budding site in its early stages, there's plenty of time to stick around and become a legendary oldbie. Just please remember to be funny and not just stupid (there's an uncyclopedia page dedicated to this art, so head on over and have a read). Maybe a first project could be to write a how not spin on that? Ideas, anybody?
So, enjoy. Keep the peace. Have some fun. Get your hands dirty, write an article, and then complain about everybody who tries to edit it.
Love,
Your ever-loving, slightly insane admin,
Michael
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